mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever, via casavacia)

all—blk—everything:

ohitsjustgreg:

hhhh321:

I am dying here lol

You mean white people as “Society”, right??

Wat

tsunamiwavesurfing:

12thirty:

i don’t ever need to be in a relationship because i get fucked enough by my life

bet it don’t eat your ass tho

(via all--blk--everything)

"Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows."

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

(Source: shessoprettywhenshelies, via our-little-infinity-of-stars)

shakespearelove:

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life


Ahahaha

shakespearelove:

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

Ahahaha

(Source: kit-katattack, via methaniel)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via lady-annie-marie)

jessannealsoblogs:

avelera:

waxwendingo:

Thranduil, ruler of the hick elves of Mirkwood. 

This is how Rivendell and Lothlorien elves see Mirkwood.

This is great. I love the wacky woodelves :).

jessannealsoblogs:

avelera:

waxwendingo:

Thranduil, ruler of the hick elves of Mirkwood. 

This is how Rivendell and Lothlorien elves see Mirkwood.

This is great. I love the wacky woodelves :).

(via onwardwall)

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

(via methaniel)

spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

(via methaniel)

thelilnan:

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

also Ernest Hemmingway but that’s beside the point

(via tessahandswebmemrm)

donthaz:

in conclusion, one direction looked hot af today

(via ihopeitworksout)

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via onedirectioncutefacts)