50 cent isn’t a state
im going to vomit im laughing so hard
what do you call a broken can opener
a can’t opener
if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
TODAY I FOUND OUT MY GREAT GRANDPARENTS MET IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP IN YUGOSLAVIA AND MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A SOLDIER IN THE CAMP, RESCUED MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER AND THEY RAN AWAY TO AUSTRALIA TOGETHER AND I THINK THAT IS THE COOLEST
As women, we are taught to be tiny. To have small bodies, to never be imposing. The ideal of our gender are thin and childlike, hairless and dainty. We are defined by our bodies; defined by our control over them. We are taught to obsess over our physicality and to be repulsed by our desires and intelligences.– Michelle K., The Truth About Growing Up A Woman. (via perpetuallywondering)
We are taught to walk scared late at night. We cradle our keys between our perfectly manicured fingers, walking gracefully like a baby antelope in a herd of lions. That our virginity defines our character. That I am a frigid bitch if I do not fuck him, and a dirty slut if I do.
I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
My brain is a simple one.
This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt.
*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH