eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

(via asvprock)

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

(Source: solarsenpai, via steve-sabrooklynbaby)

sheadoreslou:

“If you stay, I’ll do whatever you want. I’ll quit the band, go with you to New York. But if you need me to go away, I’ll do that, too. I was talking to Liz and she said maybe coming back to your old life would be too painful, that maybe it’d be easier for you to erase us. And that would suck, but I’d do it. I can lose you like that if I don’t lose you today. I’ll let you go. If you stay.” 
- Gayle Forman, If I Stay

sheadoreslou:

“If you stay, I’ll do whatever you want. I’ll quit the band, go with you to New York. But if you need me to go away, I’ll do that, too. I was talking to Liz and she said maybe coming back to your old life would be too painful, that maybe it’d be easier for you to erase us. And that would suck, but I’d do it. I can lose you like that if I don’t lose you today. I’ll let you go. If you stay.” 

- Gayle Forman, If I Stay

(via forgiven-dreams)

REBLOG IF YOU’RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .

(Source: devnirenberg, via shybairnsget-nowt)

dragonsfang:

queensalsaofquesodelle:

I CAN’T GET OVER HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HICCUP IS OKAY AND THAT HE FREAKED OUT OVER NOTHING

this fuckin dick

I swear to fukkin dragon-god Hiccup…

(Source: kenais, via steve-sabrooklynbaby)

red-coffeemaker:

telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

(Source: telapathetic, via nicoosuxx)

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

(via the-awesomepossum)

ursulatheseabitchh:

ohsoswiftly:

Reacting to Blue Ivy

Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.

(via spork)

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via just-an-average-girl-here)

revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers

(via secretlydone)

pansexualpotatoe:

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

Quick moment for all the people with uteruses

(Source: littleladylouis, via secretlydone)

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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(Source: curseofthefanartlords, via just-an-average-girl-here)

lycanthropic:

Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club

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(via officialwhitegirls)