chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

image

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paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

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bradful:

4 years of this bullshit

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flowury:

*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important

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sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:

ughsos:

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

this is violently beautiful

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virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

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shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

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poemsofthequiet:

dogjournal:

OLDEST DOG IN THE UK PASSES AWAY AT AGE 23 - Daisy died last Thursday, aged 23 years and six months. She had been the oldest dog in the UK.”

A Jack Russell mix named Daisy was adopted from a shelter by the Barsby-Finch family when she was just six months old. Sadly, she recently passed away at the age of 23 1/2. She was the oldest dog in the United Kingdom. Read more from the Gloucestershire Echo:

The Jack Russell cross from Bishop’s Cleeve had become a “member of the family”, providing years of comfort for Mark Barsby-Finch and his elderly mother, Beryl.

Sadly, Daisy died last Thursday, aged 23 years and six months. She had been the oldest dog in the UK.

Tributes were yesterday to the loving dog which joined the family as a pup, just six months old.

***

Before old age took her, Daisy would every morning running about the fields in Staverton village, where Mark grew up.

And they never had to worry about her not coming back to the house.

“She knows where home is,” Mark said.

“She would always come back in the evening. We were worried at first, but quite soon we realised she would always come home.

“Most people have pets for 10 to 12 years, but to have one for such a long time is incredible.

“She became part of the family and really, our little baby. Even as she got older, she needed more caring for, but she was a huge member of this family.

“We will all miss her. It has been a lot quieter and when I hear noises, I still think she is coming down the hall way.

“I used to prepare meals for three, but now it’s only two. It’s just the little things.

“It’s nice to think she is now in doggie heaven.”

Sounds like Daisy lived a life full of love. RIP. Click here for the full story.

Oh my goodness I’m swooning! Look at this beauty queen.

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principiosrotos:

friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them

This is literally what I needed to hear tonight. Thank you

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carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

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puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

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