College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via fuckmymood)

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

(via unicornsandnarwhales)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via spork)

"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

(via ruinedchildhood)

styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

(via ihopeitworksout)

blackjackrand:

siddal-sassenach:

Outlander opening credits

Outlander Opening Credits

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(via soberwastedd)

Selfie Sunday 😊✌️🌺

Selfie Sunday 😊✌️🌺

joshpeck:

literallyrad:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

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take this picture down immediately

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deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

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my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

Women are cats, we instinctively go in for the kill

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